Interlude 1 (Saint Mary): Saint Paddy's Day! What's happenin'? Verse 1 (Dev the Wonder Child & [Saint Mary]) [Take a leprechaun] Show 'em where the gold at Everybody know that We got that green that Make the world go 'round Hit the hi-hat Brandon Tang, Fuck a Jazz Cat, ay! Four albums, four months You know we the king cats Face these Mystic cats I'll make you the Rat Pack So I pour up for Saint Paddy And I pour up for the Jews Cuz Mystic Secretion got the World tweakin' for love and a Dredel. These albums is Fatal. I kept that green on me Since I was pre-natal And I don't fuck around With no fake Irish (fuck the fake Irish!) Think they can pinch me All I know if Saint Paddy Was alive I'd be his day one, So miss me With that bullshit This king ain't dead Play back what I said So you can listen to it again Fuck! (ayy, ayy Take another listen, take another listen) Verse 2 (Korey Shitston, [Saint Mary], {Dev the Wonder Child}): I fucked a leprechaun last Patrick's Day Think about him every day Now he back and I'm wonderin' If I'd do it once again Do it for my heritage? Fuck no, that's just dumb as shit Then I'll go and fuck a 'tato Do it anal for the holiday Saturday we bossin' up We pull in we cappin' ya Patrick's Day we drinkin' up And spittin' out these verses Dumb asses know this jack attackin' Grasses fuckin' matches scattin' Snap back just to fall flat wear a Hard hat so you combat, Mystic Fuckin' slaps! . . Woah! [Ho, ho, dude that was hard!] {The one take wonder?} Verse 3 (Goon la Goon): Yuh, Goon la, I'm sold on the gold (wooh, yuh) It never gets old (wooh, yuh) Look left, Look right, I got a leprechaun in a Strange hold Sprint to the spot Where the rainbow drops I'm takin' whatever the Leprechaun got I'm takin' whatever the Leprechaun got What he thought, what he though I'mma drop? I never believed The legend (wooh, yuh) But when the boy's Life was endin' (wooh, yuh) His blood came out (Wooh, yuh) And it was orange, no doubt (Yuh) But now I Got all the gold, I Got the hallelujah (Hallelujah) I'mma buy a boat On a boat and Sail it to peru, Now Interlude 2 (Saint Mary): What? You mother fuckers think you know shit about Saint Paddy's day, huh? Well guess what. I'm Saint Patrick, bitch! Fuck ya! Verse 4 (Saint Mary): (Hello there) (Yooo) It's me paddy - wasn't born a believer Born a pagan with a bilbo baggins demeanor I liked to adventure, yeah I liked to explore Til some Irish pirates took me to Irish shores Six years a slave - escaped a Christian Abandoned my debaucherous ways and my mischief Back to Britain - days in the forest Dying of hunger, yeah my stomach was the sorest Praying to god, and i guess i was heard Cuz the next day, boar come - a whole herd Got a message from a dream - i had been summoned Said "We appeal to you to come and walk among us" Ordained by Germanus, then it was time to flee Back to the tiny island across the sea Conversions and baptisms all across the land All for christ and god, nah, not for man Fuck the druids - they tried to lock me up But i keep cool as the outside of a frosty cup Shamrocks to teach, drove out the snakes Staff grew to a tree, stayed in god's good grace Any non-believer’s beliefs are not safe Make eye contact with the Christ on the cross, kay? This SAINT ain't taking shit no more Poof, back up to heaven, with the heavenly lord Any questions?

Once upon a time there were snakes in Ireland But no one who lived there ever desired them Then along came Patrick - most noble and bold A British saint with a heart made of gold He taught of Christ to savage druids And showed them life for many moo-ins There came a night when a follower asked him Please take these snakes and send em packin’ Pour up for Patrick - it’s his holiday Once a year, not in fall or May But March 17th is Patrick’s Day Remember his life with a heart hey (Hey!) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Patrick took the offer, went to a hill and thought For fourty forty days, with no food or cot Patrick thought hard, but it felt so hopeless Then Patrick thought, I’ll do it like Moses See Moses and Aaron had staffs that were fake, Their staffs hit the floor and their staffs became snakes Aaron’s snake, prevailed in the fight And the Pharaohs went packin’ oo-out of sight Pour up for Patrick - it’s his holiday Once a year, not in fall or May But March 17th is Patrick’s Day Remember his life with a heart hey (Hey!) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! So Patrick stood up, a plan in his head But before he could act he was ambushed instead A thousand green snakes came up to his feet And tried to turn Patrick to food they could eat Patrick thought fast, and had an idea The sea nearby, that’s where he would lead ‘em He turned tail and ran, and the snakes followed suit They all were ate by a great lake of blue Pour up for Patrick - it’s his holiday Once a year, not in fall or May But March 17th is Patrick’s Day Remember his life with a heart hey (Hey!) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Pour up for Patrick - it’s his holiday Once a year, not in fall or May But March 17th is Patrick’s Day Remember his life with a heart hey (Hey!) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Intro (Goon la Goon): Something in German, idk. Verse 1 (Korey Shitston): Fuck an Irish Fuck a squirrel Eat a chicken Fuckin' hurl Gave this chick a Patrick's pearl And now she's pimpin' Paddy's world Paddy had a Platypus and Now that dude is Eatin' puss Sometimes he gets Major suck He calls it his Saint Patrick's luck Now he lives in Germany Mad man with some Hennnesy Works at Staples Nine to three Two hours for Smokin' weed Bleedin' and he Fuckin' bleeds Bouncers will not Let him leave Paddy reach for His plaid strap Then he got his Fat ass clapped! Interlude 2 (Goon la Goon): Some more German, idk Verse 2 (Dev the Wonder Child): (The Irish potato famine was a joke) x4 When I'm up in the club I'm up in the club Just a leprechaun Askin' for some love When I'm up in the club I'm up in the club Just a leprechaun Askin' for some love Let these German bitches know Let these German bitches know When I'm up in the club When I'm up in the club Let these German bitches know Let these German bitches know When I'm up in the club I expect four doves Gold on my neck More than your rent Gold on my neck More than your rent Gold on my neck More than your rent (My gold, More than your rent, OK) When I'm up in the club I'm up in the club Just a leprechaun Askin' for some love When I'm up in the club I'm up in the club Just a leprechaun Askin' for some love, ay! Interlude 3 (Saint Mary): It's Patrick's party. Who's invited? Everybody. Endless supply of Shamrock shakes It's Patrick's party. Who's invited? Everybody. Drop it to the floor and Make it shake It's Patrick's party. Who's invited? Everybody. Endless supply of Shamrock shakes It's Patrick's party. Who's invited? Everybody. Drop it to the floor and Make it shake Drop (Saint Mary): It's Patrick's party! x3 Outro (Saint Mary & [Goon la Goon]) [Some more German] The party's over Everybody says goodbye A four leaf clover Catches Patrick's eye